Asshole

You need at least 4 players to play. The objective of the game is to get rid of all your cards first. In this game, aces are high, threes are low and twos are wild cards. You may need a second deck or more if you have a lot of players.

The dealer first deals out all the cards evenly to all of the players. The person left of the dealer goes first and lays down any card or multiple cards of the same value. The person to their left must play the same number of cards but of a greater value.

Example: Player 1 plays two 4's. Player 2 must play two cards that are 5's or better.

The only exception to this rule are 2's. A 2 card will beat anything played and that player may then lay down a new set of cards. If a player can not play a set of cards, they must drink. If no players can play cards, the last person to lay down their cards plays a new set and the game continues. The game goes on like this until there is only 1 player left with cards. Once their is only 1 person left with cards, the round is over.

Now that the first round is over, you are crowned positions. The first person to get rid of their cards is the President. The second person to get rid of their cards is the Vice-President. The second to last person to get rid of their cards is the Vice-Asshole and if you did not finish at all, you are the Asshole.

Now its time for the second game. The looser shuffles and deals out all the cards. Now, the President gets to pick 2 cards from the Asshole's deck and they in turn get two of the President's worst cards. The same is done with the Vice-President and Vice-Asshole, except exchanging only one card in favor of the Vice-President. Now play another round, just like the last round.

Keep playing rounds and reassigning positions at the end of each round. Play as many times as you like.

Additional Rules: Once a player is out of cards, they must not touch the cards until the next round. If they do, they are the new asshole.  If any player is crowned Asshole for 3 rounds in a row, they are the Bitch and must drink when told until they are no longer the Asshole.

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